A Little Respect Maybe: Hammer is sort of torn over recent announcements of snow closures. Not whether those are good/bad/necessary, but how they’re being framed up on the hill at Western.
To Wit: The new thing (admission: to Hammer, this is anything that has happened since 1984) is to do a modified closure where “non-essential” workers are given the option of working from home.
Gotta Say: This is probably a nice little boost to those snowy road warriors who can tell themselves while having their two-wheel-drive Tesla towed from a ditch, “Hey, at least I’m essential!” But having that “non” tag affixed to your official job description has gotta be a bit of a comedown.
Just To Clear Up Any Confusion: “Tenured” should not be confused with “essential.” Works better in fact the other way around. And any parking-lot ticket-writer fiends characterized as “essential” is a universal miscarriage of justice.
Speaking of The Snow: Heading out to Bellingham Intergalactic Airport Sunday morning, sorry, middle of night, to catch the one morning plane outta here, Hammer found most major intersections in the city treated with ice melt, in the wee hours. Extra-nice work there by the road crew night owls.
Unfortunately: Same could not be really said of Alaska Airlines, which on same day, took the better part of an hour to de-ice an Embraer with a trace of snow on top — the result of what the pilot described as “some training apparently going on” with the crew.
To Be Crystal Clear: No knock on the tarmac crew (two people, one to drive, one to spray): Everyone who works for an airline at BLI appears to be required to perform at least three jobs. It’s like a cropduster operation where the person who takes your ticket also has to lube the landing gear. The Alaska folks at BLI all seem to work very hard and they somehow maintain patience.
We Get It: Probably necessary to maintain those record airline profits and keep the canapes fresh at Alaska board meetings.
Still: You’ve got to really work at it to make a half-hour flight with no other air traffic and/or mechanical problems an hour and 15 minutes late, requiring a three-hour investment in time from ungodly hour BLI check-in (not helped by banks of shiny auto bag drop machines being dead as doornails to SEA arrival. Easier to drive.
Meanwhile, Down at the Waterfront: The Port of Bellingham has its lease pen out again, which for understandable reasons sends sparks of fear through some portion of the observant population. This time the government body that recently gained much derision for its embrace of a dirty, noisy scrap metal operation is opening its doors to gravel transport.
In Response: Grief counselors are standing by on South Hill.
Seriously Is This a Good Thing? Dunno. The truck-to-barge operation by a firm that already has roots in Everson sounds not unlike a previous gravel operation at the port, which managed to chunk along for many years without undue civic dyspepsia. What’s evident is the port asking questions it should’ve spent more time on with previous clients such as ABC Recycling.
Including: “How loud is it?” The answer by a port official — “it’s a very low hum” — is one of those things with the potential to come back to haunt a person.
Nonetheless, Hammer Says: Let’s give it a chance, folks. Some waterfront-adjacent neighbors are going to squawk about literally any job-related activity at the port (“30 trucks a day!” is surely already spreading on the socials). But nobody showed up at a public hearing to oppose it. And let’s remember that the port literally exists to move goods and promote economic activity. Limiting a lease to five years is evidence of lessons learned.
Also Full Disclosure: It’s another place where Hammer can swing in and pick up some gravel without driving to Juneau or worse, Ferndale.
Happy Feb, Folks: Remember, it’s slowly getting lighter, and will continue to unless the Earth’s present rotation is canceled by some pimply faced punk working for Elon Musk.
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