The Hammer

Preparations well underway for Burrito Season!

Earth's core misbehaving; nothing to see here!

Mailing it in, on your behalf

What could possibly go wrong with that swinging counterbalance?

Backslipping, already, on resolution not to resolve

The acid-free envelopes, please!

High schools protesting, traffic crawling, air legends passing

No Carnal knowledge, just wishful thinking, of restaurant expansion

Plowin' through the news as usual

Campaign cashin' and ranch romancin'

What do we have to do to be maligned by the conspiracy folks?

Behold, your new pickleball overlords